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The Jerry Springer Show : Episode 627 : "Marriage Meltdown!"
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[The crowd starts chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"]

Jerry: Tonight on "The Jerry Springer Show" we have a particularly interesting episode! Ýr is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend, Guðný. So everyone, please put your hands together for Ýr!

[The crowd whoops and hollers]

Jerry: Okay, now Ýr you're here to talk about someone aren't you?

You: Yes.

Jerry: And what is this other person's name?

You: Snorri.

[The crowd squeals with delight]

Jerry: Okay, okay, well Snorri, is actually here tonight ...

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Ýr, because as it happens there is someone else here to see you! So let's bring out ... Jói!

You: What the HELL!!!

[Out of nowhere you pull out a hammer. Jói reaches for the sofa. Out of the shadows Andri appears]

Andri: Wait everybody, wait!

Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First, tell us why you're here Jói.

Jói: Because I saw Ýr and Andri making out at Bónus!

[The crowd goes absolutely insane]

Andri: That's a lie! I was home watching Batchelor!

Jerry: [raising his hands] Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here ... what exactly is the problem Jói?

Jói: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Guðný who has recently become engaged to Andri.

[The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement]

Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Guðný out here because Ýr had something that they needed to tell them anyway about ... Snorri that's right!

Guðný: [enters onto stage and saunters over towards you] What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Snorri! You know how I feel about Snorri!

Andri: [screams] What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Snorri!

Guðný: Because I knew that I could never have Snorri. But Ýr promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!

Andri: What about respect for my feelings!

[Jói walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Guðný]

Jói: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.

[Again the crowd squeals]

Andri: Oh my God! Are you sick!?

[Andri runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly]

Andri: Ýr take me away from all of this!

You: You see? That's the thing ... I'm ... well, I'm married ...

[The crowd does its bit]

Andri: Married?

[You nod]

Andri: Who the hell are you married to? When .... when did this happen? I don't understand!

You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to Snorri.

Guðný: [screaming] WHAT!!!

Jerry: [grinning widely, makes an enquiry] So .... did you have a nice wedding night?

Snorri: [stepping back out onto center stage] Well we had sex 3 times if that's what you mean.

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight .... Ýr is married to Snorri who Guðný has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Guðný has recently become engaged to Andri who was recently spotted kissing Ýr in Bónus. Now on top of this, Jói has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Guðný.

Snorri: That's right Jerry.

Jerry: [looking sternly into the camera] It's times like these that one has to wonder whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks - it's been great - but for now, take care of yourselves .... and each other.

[Cue cheesy background music and fade to black]